You think the moon would ever try to burn your skin or melt your chocolatey snacks? No way, pal. With MoonPie Sun Bad Sunscreen, you can blow off that big burning ball of fire and enjoy the great outdoors, without all the pesky pain and suffering!
Do we really need to waste the precious time we have left typing this out for you??? THE SUN IS COMING FOR US ALL!! (In approximately 7.5 billion years, based on our research.) Don't just sit there reading some snack brand's website. Buy a bottle of MoonPie Sun Bad Sunscreen and protect yourself from the sun's relentless attack on humankind!!!
Why would you even want to see sun propaganda?! You might be on the wrong website, buddy. These are for you.
And look cool doing it. Save these sick graphics and spread ‘em around like a thick layer of sunscreen for your social.
The Moon loves you and cherishes the relationship you've built together.
There is no such thing as moon burn.
The Moon knows all skin is beautiful and would never do anything to harm it like ever.
When you look up at the Moon you can see cool stars and galaxies or even a UFO (Clint from legal said he saw one and he's a lawyer so he can't lie).
Sometimes moons have their own moons and they're called moonmoons. Haha that's not super relevant but it's still adorable
Moon time is nighttime and nighttime is when you're not legally required to text your boss back.
In like 7.5 billion years the Sun will expand into our orbit turning everything we love and hold near and dear to ash.
Over-exposure to the Sun's rays is harmful but the public pool is only open when the Sun is out?? Lol uhhhh ever heard of night swimming?
If the Sun is "so good for us" or whatever then why can't we look at it with our bare eyes?
The Sun is often depicted as having cool glasses but if he's so great than why he is protecting himself from himself???
The Sun used to call me names and once told my crush in 3rd grade that I liked them when I didn't but could totally see myself liking them if they were into me but they weren't.
The Sun's real name is Chad.
Still not convinced that the Sun is a big bully whose ultimate goal is to destroy us all? Lol good luck, champ.
Agree with us and everything we said but still haven't bought a bottle of MoonPie Sun Bad Suncreen yet for some reason? Do that right now please.
